Friday, May 2, 2014

"Dirty" Latin, for all those times you really need to share your dirtiest thoughts in public


infernum, -i, n. hell
damno, -are, -avi, -atus to damn
asinus, -i, m. ass, donkey
commercium, -ii, n. sexual intercourse
canis, -is, m/f. or canicula, -ae, f. bitch
fornicatrix, -icis, f. prostitute, whore
spurius, -ii, m. bastard
rumpo, -ere, rupi, ruptus to break (in poetry, have sex)
alvus, -i, m. bowel movement
merda, -ae, f. dung, excrement
moecha, -ae, f. slut, tart
sopio, -onis, m. penis
verpa, -ae, f. erect penis
theca, -ae, f. vagina
uber, uberis, n. breast, nipple
O, di! oh, gods!
scortillum, -i, n. wench
impudicus, -a, -um promiscuous
futuo, -ere, futui, -utus to copulate, usually rude
cunnilingus, -a, -um practicing oral sex
irrumo, -are, -avi, -atus to defile
Heu, Hercule! by Hercules!
Priapus god of fertility
caco, -are, -avi, -atus to defecate
pedo, pedere, pepedi, peditum to fart


Nam, displosa sonat quantum vesica, pepedi diffissa nate ficus. . .

From my cleft bum of fig-tree wood I let out a fart, which made as great an explosion as a burst bladder. –Horace

Obscenis, peream, Priape, si non uti me pudet improbisque verbis sed cum tu posito deus pudore ostendas mihi coleos patentes cum cunno mihi mentula est vocanda.

I'd rather die than use obscene words; but when you, Priapus, as a god, appear with your balls hanging out, it seems appropriate for me to speak of c***s and c***s.  –Priapeia

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